Monday, January 8, 2007

Newporsche Beach No Where Close to Electronics and Pornstars

The boys are on their way. I’ve been abandoned. Left behind, not going to CES or AVN in Vegas with them. Fantastic. They will be comparing 100-inch TV’s, scoping out the hottest Sharp 108-inch LCD tv, while I sit home alone, reeking in misery, fantasizing about being in Vegas dancing in front of a green screen promoting for Intel’s Core 2 Duo processors. I would like to dance to roaring applause, and be recognized on YouTube, and watch crack-head Jesse Jane in Pirates on HD.






At least today was a beautiful day. Walked out my door 5:30 am to an unbelievable warm breeze. On the way to work, fully dressed in a long black trench coat looking like Matrix Keanu, where the hell is this warmth coming from? Cracked-out So Cal heat. What to do but head to the beach…












Bump to Gang Starr "You Know My Steez"













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