Jaded Magazine@ UCI

Frank was bumpin' this in the car:
3X Krazy "Keep It on the Real"
Haven't heard this in years. Only us Bay Area folks know whats up! It takes us back home. Nostalgic beats. Cherish them moments.


Jaded Magazine: Brasco Bros were dope. They got some ill lines. Smooth with some grooves. Rockin’ the mic… tight. Make sure to download them on iTunes.

Anyways…..

One of Frank’s pet peeves: being touched after every sentence, giggle, and wiggle.

Touchy- touchy. Remember what Tamas said, next time just get up close and personal. Take that! In Yo Face!!! Flash the Pink Ribbed Condom. That would definitely do the trick, get the crowd running. Hey Frank, my bathroom ran out of ribbed condoms, can I borrow some of yours in your bathroom. Oh damn, the doors are now locked.

Del Taco Episode 1:

Frank: Can I get some Crisp Cut Fries
Judy: (correcting Frank) Crinkle Cut Fries
Del Taco employee: What kind of fries do you want?
Frank: Crisp cut.
Del Taco employee: (question mark above head)
Frank: Can you tell me what kind of fries you have?
Judy: (Laughing)
Del Taco employee: I don’t understand you.

Damn illegal immigrants can never understand us. But, I think this time the tables are turned and we are the illegal immigrants. We are some damn FOBS rolling with a LAOS plate. Let’s go hit the corner and pick up some Mexicans waiting under the shades, throw them in the back of your Tacoma, and they can help us fix our roof, or better yet, our backyard.

By the way Frank, I schooled your ass in music. Sade. In Yo Face!!!